BusyBee

Yawn. They got married. Against our advice. In LA, as it turns out, in a registry office. No pictures, no publicity. So all the rest of the Roman Holiday was for show. After spending $3m on a wedding, you’da thought he coulda spared a few bucks for a haircut…

It would seem, however, that there was money left over for Katie to wear two different frocks on the big day. Maybe Suri was sick all over the first one…

Is Katie Holmes going to have back pain for the rest of her life? She certainly will if she has to keep stooping down or swaying her back so as not to appear taller than Tom Cruise. Free Kaitie From Back Pain I say!

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